Jeff, Jeff
Say, what’s the news boy?
What you got to say for yourself?
I’ll tell you
Had a fight with my car and my girlfriend broke down
Life’s just hell, ain’t it?
We were parked on a cliff near the outskirts of town
I told her we were out of gas
Jeff, Jeff
The old out of gas trick
Use it on somebody else
Oh, I will
It’s been maximum fun since we turned seventeen
Both our folks thought we did
Even I hoped we would
‘Member we’d meet at Denny’s
For coke and ice cream
And I swore I’d never leave you
But I was young and that was then
Jeff, Jeff
Now take what you want of me But please don’t leave me by myself
No!
In Japan there’s a screaming room
Lover’s leap, over the moon
Don’t take me out with you
Don’t take me out with you
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do John Wayne Nineteen Fifty-Two
Don’t take me out with you
Don’t take me out, look out, look out
Jeff, Jeff
The car off the cliff gag
Use it on somebody else.

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