Alaska Thunderfuck - American Apparel Ad Girls lyrics

Oh, ooh, ooh, oh
I like it when you don't touch my hair
Oh, ooh, ooh, oh
I prefer it if you don't touch my hair

Chapstick and mascara
Dawson's 50 load weekend
Anus
Laser hair removal
Willam... perhaps?

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there
So, please, feel free to like us
And buy these tops we wear
These ill shirts

Oh my god, I'm on that t-shirt
They're good shirts
Fag swag
They' re good shirts
This merchandise is for sale
Sickening

Bisexual uber-drivers
Tell me about it
My voice
Lupita N'yongo
Delicious
The Courtney Act patented lubing technique

You play the saxophone?
I thought you said you said you were good at sex
Alaska... 5000

Capezio pantyhose without any runs (no runs)
Feeling my oats when I'm out with Gia Gunn
Queens with old school names like Nicole Paige Brooks
And having Mathu Anderson beating your face
Being tucked continuously for a month
Or being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls

Being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls... know what I mean?
I like Britney Spears serving 2007

Oh, I love it when it smells like your mom washes your clothes
I like Ariana Grande so much I wanna order an Ariana Venti
I like turtles
What?
I like people who are pretty in their own unique way, so... no
I like your pussy
I like happy cow
I like it when you drink an espresso and you have to poop immediately

I like turtles

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there
So, please, feel free to like us
And buy these tops we wear
These ill shirts

I like when you don't touch my hair
They're good shirts
I like when you don't touch my hair
No, I'm serious
They're good shirts
I prefer it if you don't touch my hair
Sickening
Please, stay the fuck away from my hair

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there
So, please, feel free to like us
And buy these tops we wear
These ill shirts
They're good shirt, baby
They're good shirts
Sickening

That's all