I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less Lane
She was so rude
Get your hands off of my food
Get your hands off of my Tang
Get your hands off of my astronaut Tang
Oh, bastard!
You'll die for Consumer Decency
I beat 'em to death with a boneless chicken
I didn't wanna do it
But he made me
He made me do it
Mr Whipple squeezed him a little
Mr Whipple squeezed him a little
I saw his sacrifice
It was pentacostal
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Convenience stores offer
MORE!
I felt something,
Unusual
I felt something,
Unusual
I feel something,
Unusual
Everytime you bag my things
it's wonderful
Everytime you ring it up
it's beautiful
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime, I'm waiting in line
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime, you check my produce
Everytime, everytime, everytime,
Everytime you bag or double bag my things
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