Michael: Happy Halloween Everybody!
Cameron: Yo, dog, where are you guys.
I can't find you, it's so dark out here.
Michael: Hey Cameron, don't steal my candy, man.
Cameron: Are you guys ready to get crazy?
Michael: I was working in the lab late one night
Cameron: When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Michael: For my monster from his slab began to rise
Cameron: And suddenly to my surprise
Zach: From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
Michael: And the Zombies were having fun
Cameron: The party had just begun
Michael: The guests included Wolf Man
Cameron: Dracula and his son!
Zach: The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
Michael: Yo, Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Cameron: Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Michael: He opened the lid and shook his fist
Cameron: And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist, dude?"
Zach:He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
Michael: Go! Go! Go! Go x4
Zach: Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Zachula sent you
He did the monster mash!
He did the mash
We'll go to multiple mashes!
The monster mash
We'll get into all kinds of graveyard smashes!
He did the mash
You're crazy, you're crazy man!
The monster mash.
He did the monster mash!