I like telling dirty jokes,
And I like smoking crystal meth,
But darling I love you
And I like laughing at retards,
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
But darling I love you
I love you like the moon and stars,
When little kids get hit by cars,
Girl you know it's true Darling, I love you
I've been tryin' to move on, since you left,
Since you've been gone, but it's so hard on me
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd,
Bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too
But darling, I love you