Well, I see you got yourself a little haircut
You look like an asshole, at least to me
Good to see that you've been flying your
True colors these days - these days
The only things I want back from you
Are my time and my bass guitar (hey fuck you!)
Other than that I'm satisfied
To see you walk around
Looking like the asshole I know you are
Well I know that you've been fucking my friend Dani
Not much of a friend, but a pretty good lay I heard
And if you two weren't such a perfect pair of jackoffs
I might feel bad. Take it the wrong way...
The only things I want back from you
Are my time and my bass guitar (hey fuck you!)
Other than that I'm satisfied
To see you walk around
Looking like the asshole I know you are
Looking like the asshole I know you are
Looking like the asshole I know you are