Album: Big Stupid Head
(C. Farr)
My name is John, and I'm here
to make fitness simple in a easy way!
I started in slums, eatin with the bums,
till one night I had a sight and
I heard a voice that said to me,
Basedow you must be FAT FREE!!!
OOOOH OHHHH DO THE BASEDOW OH OH DO THE BASEDOW
So I got some cash, took it up the ass,
then I made a little flick like a little prick
"6 minute abs", what a name, I'Ll make fitness my
permenent game!
A raided a frige, took cross a bridge.
Got some weights, now I gota go masturebates
OOOOH OHHHH DO THE BASEDOW OH OH DO THE BASEDOW
I said to yall, back, bicespts, tricepts,
chest, abs, and even WEENIE,W-W-W-WEENIE.
I worked the weenie while wearing a beenie.
I shit some blood, while watchin "Chud".
My commercial sucks, only took me a minute,
now get the record, and lets spin it!
OOOOH OHHHH DO THE BASEDOW OH OH DO THE BASEDOW
I gota big head,I shit out red!
I comb my hair all nice and gay.
I work the weenie in a Mysterious way
Buy my tape so I can eat dinner,
Now do it again, WE'LL GET THINNER!!!
CHEST ABS AND EVEN WEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHEST ABS AND EVEN WEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!