ANNIE: Anything you can do I can do better
… I can do anything better than you
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can
FRANK: Anything you can be I can be greater
… Sooner or later I’m greater than you
ANNIE: No, you’re not
FRANK: Yes, I am ANNIE: No, you’re not
FRANK: Yes, I am ANNIE: No, you’re not
FRANK: Yes, I am, yes I am FRANK: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
ANNIE: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
FRANK: I can live on bread and cheese
ANNIE: And only on that?
FRANK: Yes
ANNIE: So can a rat
FRANK: Any note you can reach I can go higher
ANNIE: I can sing anything higher than you
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: Anything you can say I can say softer
ANNIE: I can say anything softer than you
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can
FRANK: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
ANNIE: I can do it quicker and get even sicker
FRANK: I can open any safe
ANNIE: Without being caught?
FRANK: *scoff* too bad
ANNIE: That’s what I thought (you crook)
FRANK: Any note you can hold I can hold longer
ANNIE: I can hold any note longer than you
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t — yes, you can
FRANK: Anything you can say I can say faster
ANNIE: I can say anything faster than you
FRANK: Noyoucan’t
ANNIE: YesIcan
FRANK: Noyoucan’t
ANNIE: YesIcan
FRANK: Noyoucan’t
ANNIE: YesIcan
FRANK: Noyoucan’t
ANNIE: YesIcan
FRANK: I can jump a hurdle
ANNIE: I can wear a girdle
FRANK: I can knit a sweater
ANNIE: I can fill it better
FRANK: I can do most anything
ANNIE: Can you bake a pie?
FRANK: No ANNIE: Neither can I FRANK: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
ANNIE: I can sing anything sweeter than you
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Oh, yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can
FRANK: No, you can’t, can’t, can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can, can, can, can
FRANK: No, you can’t
ANNIE: Yes, I can