Bo Selecta - Soda Pop lyrics

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Soda pop, lets get busy
Sooooodaaa pop
Drink some of my fizzy
Soda pop, lets get busy
Sooooodaaa pop
Drink some of my fizzy
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sitting hangin wit pretty mamas
That think they are all that
With their pretty faces and their big behinds
but their fronts all flat
I like a girl all full of plump
dont care if her boobs are fake
She better taste fine when i go to dine
down on her lady cake
cake, piece of cake, on a plate
Thats a metaphor for your puni
I want your puni, on my face
It tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace
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I dont care for tits, you boobless bitch
Your body'll do just fine
I like your face
your chin is ace
what do you think of mine?
Mine has a beard on it
that i designed
i used a pen
I used me mind
i used me mind
to design my beard
i used a pen
'thats reet'
Thats how confident i was
I USED A PEN!!!
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BEATBOX!!!!
pu pu pa teee
pu ptee
pum pum pa teee
weee dekk all dekkly

Im looking for a guy thats proper bo
Make love for 7 days
Up the front and round the back
all kinds of different ways
Im a girl your a boy
do you fancy a one night stand?
forget the talk, get straight to sex
coz my converstations bland, really bland
Big busters
Small busters
no busters
ghost busters!!!!
I aint afraid of no cake!!
who you gonna call?
CRAIG DAVIDDD!
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