Album: Twisted Christmas

BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN"
The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
so I just walked inside
I took two scents and realized
I was taken for a ride
I heard high voices, turned and found
the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
it must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there,
I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
and sacked me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What thing could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day
The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep(?) who had
the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
and one high-heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy

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