I'm twenty-two and I live at home
And I hate my shitty job and shitty wage
I feel like I need an attitude adjustment
When the transformation's over you can see it on my face
Grow a beard and a 'stache
Move out to the woods
Do the HD Thoreau-thing and start feeling good
Disconnect the phones and sever all the credit cards
You hate the options they present to you
And everything is owned by someone lame
Here's a lesson how to deal with corporatization:
Stick it to the man because the man don't own your face
Grow a beard and a 'stache
Move out to the woods
Do the HD Thoreau-thing and start feeling good
Disconnect the phones and sever all the credit cards
You say they're not much different then me
I disagree They're buying 200-dollar designer jeans
They drink martinis I can't afford a shot of whiskey
The joke's on everyone but me
My beard of defiance X1000!
Take back the beard! Take back the world!