Album: Pretzel Sex
well i thought i found the girl for me
she had long legs, nice hair and a shaved pussy
but no matter how hard i tried
the girl and i could not see eye to eye
but now i know what i need
to make my life so complete
here we go
i need a girl that chews copenhagen
when she opens up her mouth all her teeth are fallin out
i need a girl that chews copenhagen
hey baby i think that maybe, i love you
watchin football sunday afternoon
and we'd always share the same spittoon
i'd be her girl and she'd be my man
renew our love with a new fresh can
we'd save up all of our lids
to get a pool table for our cans, yeah
i need a girl that chews copenhagen
when she opens up her mouth all her teeth are fallin out
i need a girl that chews copenhagen
hey baby, i think i maybe, i love you
hey baby, i think that maybe, i get stupid when your here
hey baby, i think that maybe, i love you
gonna get you girl
gonna get you girl
gonna get you girl
gonna shave your squirrel
gonna get you girl
gonna get you girl
gonna get you girl
gonna get you girl
yeah, yeah