Sid: I say we storm the castle and take back what’s rightfully ours.
Who’s with me?!
Peasants of Valencia: Yeah!
Sid + Peasants of Valencia: We will march and we’ll fight
For the cause of good and right
Sid: Though the odds of us surviving
Are ridiculously slight
Sid + Peasants of Valencia: And we’ll stand proud and tall
Sid: 'Till they come to kill us all
Then we’ll beg and plead and soil ourselves
As one by one we fall
Some they’ll slash, some they’ll hack
Some they’ll bludgeon blue and black
Some they’ll gut from top to bottom
Some they’ll mangle front to back
And we’ll all realize
As they’re gouging out our eyes
That tomorrow we’ll regret it But today we rise!
And our corpses will rot on the plain
Leaving only a gross, bloody stain
Then the world, it will see
As will all of history
Sid + Peasants of Valencia: We had truth on our side
Sid: But we still died in vain
And the brave and lucky few
Who will somehow make it through
Scarred for life and missing limbs
And needing help to pee and poo
They can stand 'neath these skies
Begging change from passerbys
Is it hopeless, yep you said it We might as well forget it Tomorrow we’ll regret it But today we rise!
Oh my God, will we regret it But today we rise!
Not so tough now are we? We’re going to tear this castle down! Right everybody?!
I said, right everybody?!

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