here in the confines of sin
turn down my bed and climb in
i am my own perfect fit
don't look for love, this is it
losers are royalty
where i made me king
waiting for you
i am the champion of doing nothing
there's hardly a need to move
shower and nuke up some food
tracing a mouse on a screen
my whole existence is obscene
losers are royalty
where i made me king
waiting for you
i am the champion of nothing
losers are royalty
where i made me king
waiting for you
i am the champion of doing nothing