Album: The World’s Best Ever Beer Songs, Volume 3
 I hate the new age guys
 I'm a chauvinist
 I live on beer and pies
 Tried to tell you,
 But you look at me,
 like maybe I'm an angel underneath
 Haven't brushed me teeth.
 
 Yesterday I lied
 But all me mates
 gave me a real good alibi
 Thanks guys
 I really went out drinking,
 I told you I was at work
 Don't ask me for commitment,
 'Cause it's something I will shirk
 
 I'm a bloke,
 I'm an ocker
 And I really love your knockers
 I'm a labourer by day,
 I piss up all me pay
 Watching footy on TV
 Just feed me more VB
 Just pour my beer,
 And get my smokes,
 And go away
 
 Or take me as I am
 This may mean you'll
 have to fetch another can
 Rest assured,
 That if I start to make you breakfast
 I'm going to extremes
 but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced,
 and today won't mean a thing
 
 I'm a bloke
 I'm a yobbo,
 and me best mate's name is Robbo
 Winfield is me cigarrete
 I dress in flanellette
 Shearer's singlet that is blue
 Throw in a few tattoos,
 You know you wouldn't
 Want me any other way
 
 When you think
 You've got me figured out
 The season's already changing
 
 I think it's cool
 When I act like a tool
 And my mates try to shave me
 
 I'm a bloke,
 I'm an ocker
 And I really love your knockers
 I'm a labourer by day,
 I piss up all me pay
 Watching footy on TV
 Just feed me more VB
 Just pour my beer,
 And get my smokes,
 And go away
 
 
 I'm a bloke
 I'm a yobbo,
 and me best mate's name is Robbo
 Winfield is me cigarrete
 I dress in flanellette
 Shearer's singlet that is blue
 Throw in a few tattoos,
 You know you wouldn't
 Want me any other way