JORMA
These days, a lot of catz is outta line
ANDY
Seems to me like they need to get punched
JORMA
Yeah, but where you gonna punch them?
ANDY
Yo, the choice is obvious
ANDY
I'll punch you in the jeans, I'll punch you in the jeans
This is not a case of man vs machine
JORMA
You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean
ANDY
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
JORMA
I've got my fist clenched, gonna throw a hay-maker
Rockin' your slacks from here to jaimaca
Shaking your boots 'cause I'm the earth-quaker
Bringing those jeans around here was a mistake-a
ANDY
I got a vendetta, it's against your jeans
Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
They could be on your legs, or on the clothes line
But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go time
JORMA
And I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel-vision
ANDY
Gonna cover you in sh*t like a ton of pigeons
JORMA
Man I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim
JORMA
It really doesn't matter, as long as you're in 'em
ANDY & JORMA
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
Better watch your back, 'cause we're on the creek, and we won't stop until your jeans are six feet deep
JORMA
Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed 'em to the fishes,
Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes
Punch your jeans on all three counts
It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
ANDY
Yo, if I had three wishes I would do the same
We see eye to eye in this jean punch game (yeah)
I'd lay them in a field where there's chemical spray
But I'd punch them first
JORMA
Yo that goes without sayin' (yeah)
Acid wash, pleats, or a nifty cuff
It's just another jean for my fist to stuff
ANDY
Throwing fist to cuffs, eat pants like bagged lunches
Jeans pronounced dead
JORMA
Cause of death?
ANDY
Hecka punches
ANDY & JORMA
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we said it before,
Best believe this is not a metaphor
You got something to say?
We got the proper retorts
Beat your jeans so bad that they wish they were shorts
ANDY
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
JORMA
Gonna beat those jeans, wanna dip 'em in slime
Turn your 501's into 499's
ANDY
When I punch your jean I like to imagine a face
The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
JORMA
You got taste and it shows, my man
ANDY
God damn your jean brand got me throwing my hand
JORMA
Gonna go back in time and find the man who made jeans
And choke him to death, if you know what I mean
ANDY
Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush
So breakout out out
When you get a bum rushed
ANDY & JORMA
You we'll punch your jeans, we said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
So take off your jeans and reverse the curse
'Cause we're the best jean punchers in the universe
JORMA
It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em (x2)