Album: K-Minus Initiative
Throw a real good fuckin beatin on me Straight Outta CompUSA
A translucent DJ named Goodbeats
I butcher sucka MCs and eat all their good meats
Dell™ motherfuckers must die when I get that urge
No surge protector will protect my surge
Cause I’m off the cuff, and I’m sick of this shit
Backing up these pussy-ass whiteboy pricks
Smoke my stash, kick rhymes till I crash
I fuck girlie MCs in their backside cache
I’m the fucking Mac Daddy
Not a candy-ass Tandy
DJ perpetrators, they can’t even stand me Gonna kill your crew with my CPU
My FPU means fuck you too
Goodbeats got the biggest damn cock
And a hundred thousand shares of Apple stock
I’m large and in charge like Paul Sorvino
Kick your ass back to Cupertino
Fuck 486s when I get jungle fever
Get them all panting like golden retrievers
It’s getting that time: to plug and play
I fuck a 68K and then I throw her away
I’m the Goodbeat pimp and I jack off like a chimp
I just keep going til my hard disk is limp
Tanz, Haus, and Spirn… girly rappers ain’t hard to earn
They just stupid ass Jews without fucking clues
Break their necks like the Talking Moose
D is for Dope cause suckas just can’t cope
J is for Juice cause I’m chocolate mousse
Good, since I am very, very Good
And Beats, you milking on my teats