Album: If You Can't Join 'Em... Beat 'Em
It's time to start shit,
roll out the carpet and turn up the stereo,
Ladies and gents I'm proud to present the finest in sounding flow,
The capital D hyphen S I S I V E F O R M A T
On the B-circuit I'm hot shit for y'all to rock with and it don't stop till we fall apart,
I try to stay away from a dope beat, coz every dope beat I've known I've been forced to headbutt until it's nose bleeds,
Like Steven Seagal in a pool hall with a pool ball in a sock fighting dope fiends,
Breaking arms with my own two palms,
And spitting cold flows till my head to my toes freeze,
Shit rappers stick needles into both knees, and try to rob my mojo to clone me,
I own a flow so mean, I could send the hardest rapper running home, in soiled briefs,
So don't provoke me to kick ass or you'll watch the rest of the show crying, clutching torn cheeks,
Here's a warning, I spit harder than waking up after a porn dream, at fourteen,
I'm so fresh and so clean, y'all could serve a four course meal to royalty on my corned feet
It's another one of those songs,
I haven't heard one in so long, so
Somebody please tell the disc jock to
Turn the volume up just a little bit,
When the MC thinks he's so hot,
And makes you say 'OH' when the flow drops, so
Somebody please tell the dis jock to
Turn the volume up just a little bit,
Live show and every new song,
Got you and your mum screaming YOU ROCK at your boom-box,
Moshing on your living room floor, raising two palms, and stage-diving off your boob-tubes top,
Like Tom Cruise in a dress shirt and tube-socks,
And yelling 'UH' when the strings in my shoes knots,
In a frenzy, eyeballs bulging,
Like seeing MJ introduce the moonwalk,
I make disc jocks give my old records a resurrection,
Like Tupac's shoot doc,
So don't hate coz your crews flopped,
You got nothing I can't hold, you're a figure-skaters tube-top,
I got a buzz like a crew cut,
that gets listeners hyped when my tune drops,
and makes large crowds jump like balloon pops,
And trust me, it ain't the first time I've got