Album: East Asheville Hardware
From East Asheville Hardware
By Chuck Brodsky
Every morning, I commute
Mild-mannered man In a business suit
When I wanna come home at the end of my day
There's all these other cars stacked up in my way
I pull up behind one
Pull out my pistol
Blow 'em away
When I'm driving my car I wanna go fast
But there's this slow car, won't let me pass
I flash my lights I honk my horn
Well I have to consider him warned
I pull up behind him
Pull out my pistol
Blow 'em away
Jesse James behind the wheel
It's high noon in my automobile
You call me crazy,
You call me sick
Yeah, I got to get to where I'm going to quick
Son of a bitch, he cut me off
Three whole lanes he pulled across
Made me mad Made me swerve
Son of a bitch got what he deserved
I pulled up behind him
Pulled out my pistol
Blew 'em away
Oh, look
Motorcycle, is riding between
He's splittin' lanes, if you know what I mean
This cuttin' in line that's an act of war
I saw him comin' I opened my door
Knocked him over
Pulled out my pistol
Blew 'em away
Jesse James behind the wheel
It's high noon in my automobile
You call me crazy,
You call me sick
Yeah, I got to get to where I'm going to quick
Little ol' lady, bless her heart
She's walkin' her poodle 'cross the boulevard
It was wearin' a red knit sweater, little knitted hat
Probably named "Fifi" or somethin' stupid like that!
I say, "Here Fifi"
Pulled out my pistol
Blew it away
© Chuck Brodsky