Album: (If) I'm a Ham, Well You're a Sausage
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide, she blew it
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide (Oh, screw it)
Drugs and alcohol don't mix (No shit)
Your lily white is so well
You read my last rights from a credit card
You know my head's to soft and my life is too hard
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide, she blew it
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide (Oh, screw it)
Feel the power of revenge (Brother Timmy got shot by his own man)
My future looks dark 'cause my lights are out, please pull this gun out of my mouth
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide, she blew it
Teenage suicide (Please don't do it)
Teenage suicide (Oh, screw it)
Richten das gewehr (German for, "Aim that gun")
Feur (Fire)
Mein kleine bube (My (small) baby) ([?] Ein bischen ([?] A little) [?]
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide, she blew it
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide (Oh, screw it)
Every little thing, every little thing has a place in the big picture (Be clean and nice, take your parents advice)
The cheerleaders don't understand
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide, she blew it
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide (Oh, screw it)
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide, she blew it
Teenage suicide (Don't do it)
Teenage suicide (Oh, screw it)