I walked down the street like a good girl should
He followed me down the street like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be So listen and I’ll tell you what this fella did to me
I walked to my house like a good girl should
He followed me to my house like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be So listen while I tell you what this fella did to me
I never saw the boy before
So nothin’could be sillier
At closer range his face was strange
But his manner was familiar
So I walked up the stairs like a good girl should
He followed me up the stairs like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be So listen and I’ll tell you what this fella did to me
I stepped to my door like a good girl should
He stopped at my door like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be So listen while I tell you what this fella did to me He asked me for a good-night kiss
I said, «It's still good day»
I would have told him more except
His lips got in the way
So I talked to my ma like a good girl should
And Ma talked to Pa like I knew she would
And they all agreed on a married life for me The guy is my guy wherever he may be So I walked down the isle like a good girl should
He followed me down the aisle like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be And now you’ve heard the story of what someone did to me And that’s what he did to me