well a scotsman clad in kilt in plaid left a bar in fare
one could tell by how he walked that hed drunk more than his share
he fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring Ding diddle idle adyo ring ding diddley eyo
he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

about that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
see on sleeping scotsman so strong and handsome build
i wonder if its true what they dont wear beneath the kilt
ring ding diddle idle adyo ring ding diddley eyo
i wonder if its true what they dont wear beneath the kilt

they krept up on that sleeping scotsman quiet as could be
lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view beneath his scotish skirt
was nothin more than god had graced him with upon his birth
ring ding diddle idle adyo ring ding diddley eyo
was nothin more than god had graced him with upon his birth

they marbled for a moment and one said we must be gone
lets leave a present for our friend before we move along
as a gift they left their blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
around the bunny star the scot kilt they lift and showed
ring ding diddle idle adyo ring ding diddley eyo
around the bunny star the scot kilt they lift and showed

well the scotsman woke to natures call and stumbled toward a tree
behind the bush he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
and in a startled voice he says to whats before his eyes
lad i dont no where you been but i see you one first prize
ring ding diddle idle adyo ring die diddley eyo
lad i dont no where you been but i see you one first prize

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