The fix is in There’s a nag on the dank at Epsom
The fix is in Can’t wait to see how it upsets 'em
Too many times we’ve been postally pipped
We’ve loaded the saddled, the mickeys are slipped
We’re swapping the turf for the sand and the surf and the sin
Cause the fix, the fix is in The fix is in The odds that I got were delicious
The fix is in The jockey is cocky and vicious
The redoubtable beast has had pegasus pills
We’ll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills
And the Vino di Vici will flow like a river in spring
Now the fix, the fix is in The fix is in The snaps of the steward so candid
The fix is in Yes, our pigeons have finally landed
The Donahue sisters will meet us in France
In penguins and pearls, we’ll drink and we’ll dance
'Til the end of our days, cause it ain’t left to chance
That we win
Cause the fix, the fix is in