I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage right? drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my God! It's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin God it's Eminem!"
"I swear to fuckin God, dude you fuckin rock!"
"Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock?"
Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my accapellas
All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and there shirts and there panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rockstar shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because beats
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Baaaaaaaaaaand!
Baby Yeaaaah!
You just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you
Hey dad! How come we don't rap off Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And naw I'm Swift (Oh, I thought you were Kuniva!)
And what the Hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map,
Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
Look at Em lil punk ass, thinkin he the shit
Yeah I know man by himself takin on the flicks
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(No I had an interview, not you two)
You gon' be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
Man, our mics is screwed up
And his always sound best
You know what man? I'ma say something
Ay'yo Em! (You got something to say!) Man, nothing
I though you was about tell him off man, what's up?
Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up
And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
Awe man, whatever!
I swear man!
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo it's...)
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Everytime I hear (Hey dude, I love your band!)
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he gettin 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys actin funny every area code
(Proof carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?)
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo, and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Til Kon Artis.. slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video.. I was in the back
Superman video.. I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us a question
Like who's D12? How'd we get started?
(But what about Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularist guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)
50 told me do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm out of this band
I'm about to start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my band!
(Man, fuck this!)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha!)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall!)
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yeah!)
All because I'm the lead singer.. Hahaha
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Baaaaaaaaaaaand!
Yeah!
The hardest boy band in the world!
D12!
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girl to take of their underpants
I'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, Whoo Whoo!
Look out for my next single its called my salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants
My salsa