Old Mother Hubbard, my cupboard is bare
I've my last few checks, I'm bouncing everywhere
No scrabs for the cat, and no bone for the dog
And I'm losing all my friends because my phone's cut off.
The bailiff keeps knocking on my front door
He's taken everything but he still wants more
I've had all I can take, it's the wall he can see,
So how do I make a BANK ROBBERY?
Bank, bank Bank Robbery
Bank, bank Bank Robbery
Bank, bank Bank Robbery
No money for nothing for Woofie and me.
Bank, bank Bank Robbery
Bank, bank Bank Robbery
Bank, bank Bank Robbery
No money for nothing for Woofie and me.
Black thick stockings and I can't see a sausage
To the bank with a water-pistol in my pocket.
And the water leaks out, I'm wet and soggy
Knees are knocking and it's hot in the stocking.
I say "hands up, please, everybody just freeze!
All Hit the Deck with your hands behind the neck!"
And then a granny turns around: "It's...It's sonny Jim,
You see, there was a queue, if you"d remove that thing..."
Bank, bank Bank Robbery...
After all was off, waiting, I was standing at the desk
When a kid said: "Mummy, that bloke has wet himself!"
I said "look up there, there's a camera watching me,
I'm a little bit of nervous, it's my first time on TV."
I said "I'm nasty and ambitious, and my hand's on the trigger,
It's your money or your life!"
But she didn't lift a finger.
The cashier said: "Sonny, stop messing around!"
I sad: "OK, sorry, I'd like to open an account."
Bank, bank Bank Robbery...