In the first millennium of our Lord
When the papacy was bought, stolen, or sold
Acts carried out so unspeakable
As to be stricken from the records
Pope John XII, the Christian Caligula
St. John’s Basilica turned to a brothel for his concubines
Seducer of widows, nieces, even his father’s bride
Murdered in his bed, in the act of adultery with another’s wife
Pope Benedict IX, the foulest demon in disguise
Such vile murders, rapes, acts of sodomy to behold
A sponsor of orgies complete with animal bestiality
Disillusioned, sold the papacy for 1500 pounds of gold
Alexander VI, as Pope had the Roman orgies revived again
The Banquet of Chestnuts held in 1501 AD All the clergy of Rome forced to attend, to dine and drink
Fifty prostitutes carried in, and by the priests, tied and de-clothed
Alexander took the basket of fruit; it was strewn across the floor
The women picking them up with their teeth, crawling on all fours
And when the wine was gone, the copulations would begin
Each of the fifty whores of Rome took on one of the fifty men
The Pope admired virility, rating every ejaculation
Rewards of fine silk given he who maintained longest erection
And gifts of gold would be bestowed at the end of the night
On he whom had his way with the most whores, climaxing the most times
The Catholic orgies, at Palazzo Apostolico
Another chapter from the Book of Gomorrah
Testiculos habet et bene pendentes
Their oaths forsaken, in the pursuit of their sin