Fanny Pack - Camel Toe (~Awesome~) lyrics

mmhhh that's right uh huh uh huh (4x)
Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front
I can see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She musn't own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe (2x)
Girl that gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring and making a fuss
Cannot believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl cuz it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings
The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
And public putting on an x-rated show
Grossin' people out with your camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe (2x)
First day of spring
By the looks of things
These girls have forgot how to dress
A little too quick ram pull them shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whomp there it is yall right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every crutty and every nuck

Before you step outside check the area that's pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take words of advice
It's not very nice
When they put cha all up in the no
Girls don't sleep
Don't let chur pants creep
Watch out for the camel toe
mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe (2x)
Pick it out (4x)