Album: Give A Monkey A Brain And He'll Swear He's The Center of the Universe
(A. Moore, J.N. Fisher)
M-M-M-M-My Dad's a drunk
My My Mom is a skitzo
My Dad's a drunk
My my mom is a skitzo
Dad's a drunk
My mom is a skitzo
I am a drunk and I am a skitzo
My son's a punk
My daughter's a lezbo
My unc's a drunk
I can't make my mind up
Why don't it just fade away
F-F-F-Fade away
F-F-F-Fade away
Ooo-oo-Oh Fade away
Fah Fah Fade away
T-T-T-T-Tah turn the page
My bro's my fo
My nice is a morfo
My wife's a freak
My husband's a psycho
My sister's a whore
I can't take it no more
I got bad luck
But Wait There's More
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
....C-C-Ah C'mon
Why can't they just
Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up
---------Sah Straighten up
---------Sah Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up
All because my dad's a drunk
My mom is a skitzo
My mom's a drunk
My dad is a skitzo
I am a drunk
And I am a skitzo
My Grandma's cool
Grampa's already gone
My Grandma's cool
Grampa's already free
Grandma flips in and out
Of reality
My Grampa's free
No reality
My berath flips in and out
Of reality
Grandma's free no reality
My life flips in and out of reality
Why did he have, Why did she have
To die?