I have an evil plan
to save the world for every man,
and I think it's better than the way it's being run
Oh, the ground works laid,
no don't be afraid,
I'm sure that I can fix it,
when I figure out the physics
My evil plan to save the world,
just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
it'll go down in history
It's prophetic, no it's not pathetic
I can't believe I made it up myself
I have an evil plan, to save the world you understand,
the exemplary feat,
you'd think I'd have to cheat
I'd make Voltaire proud, deep and furrow browed
Uncanny and so clever,
it's 'Our Newest Plan Ever!'
Got tired of whining,
a grander scheme with silver lining,
for every boy and girl
We can't be responsible,
for all that's wrong with this world
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Starving children in pain,
you can't believe in that God
The world's not spinning your way,
does every dog still get his day?
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