Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy I lyrics

Theme
The way I see it, Barry, This should be a dynamite show
Orchestral

Surf Music
Bit of nostalga for the old folks
Dialogue
I'm advocating dark clothes
If I'm not alone
How long have I been asleep
As long as I have
Did you ever live in a drum?
No
Well then you aren't me
I only dreamed I lived in a drum
Ever since it got dark
Dreaming is hard
Yea, but with nothing over your head?
No just light over my head and underneath too
I don't think I could take it without anything over my head
M-M - ???
Well why don't you go out and see what's out there?
Well I don't know if that's what's out there
That's a thought, if you'd like
Yes but still you can say darker and darker
I don't know what the outside of this thing looks like at all
I knew it's dark and murky
How do you get your water so dark?
Cause I'm paranoid
I'm very paranoid and the water in my washing machine turns dark out
of sympathy
Out of sympathy?
Yes
Um where can I get that?
At your local drug store
How much?
It's from Kansas
Dixieland Music

Effects
Bored out 90 over with 3 strong burt 97ths
Car Dialogue
Almost chinese huh yeah
Good bread, cause I was making um $271 an hour
I keep switching girls all the time because if i'm able to find a girl with really a groovy car that I can build up, man, I'll go steady with her for awhile until I can build up her car and blow out the engine
Orchestral (sped up)

Orchestral (1)

Dialogue
I worked in a cheesy newspaper company for awhile but that was terrible, I wasn't making enough money to build anything
Louie Louie
And then I worked in a printing company and a couple of gas stations Oh at the gas station where I was working my brother had just gotten married and uh, he bought a new car and his wife was having a kid and all this miserable stuff and he needed a job so I gave him a job at the gas station of which I was fired because, you know, he was going to work there And he had his car on the rack and he was lubing it and changing tires and everything all the time And so then he got fired because he was goofing off, man, and he just kept taking parts and working on his car day and night So he lost that job and I went to work in another gas station He took that one, you know, so he could feed the kids and that Then I went to work in a aircraft company, and uh, I was building these planes I worked on the XB-70, I was the last welder on there Yea but, It was pretty good bread because I was making um, $271 an hour I was making a hundred and a quarter a week, and uh, yea it was good enough money to be working on so
i got an Oldsmobile, a groovy Olds But I was going with this chick at the time By the time I got the olds running decently, she went out and tore up the engine, and the trans and let her girlfriends get in there and booze it up and tare up the seats They ripped the seats completely out So uh, I got a '56 olds, which was this one chick I was going with, and uh we used to drive out all over the place and finally she got rid of that and uh, I got another pickup
Fast Rock

Sound Effects

Sped Up Drums

Orchestral
Oh man, I don't know if I can go through this again
Orchestral (1)

Orchestral (sped up)

Sound Effects

Percussion,Orchestra