Frenchy - No Sports lyrics

now u say
do u play any sports
"oh no way
i dont wanna get warts

i never ever ever never played a sport in my life
well, maybe just a little college fooseball
i know it might be true that i may never get a wife
but, at least ill never leave the kitchen table

so then you speak
"warts not a chance"
man but you look weak
maybe you can dance

i never ever ever never played a sport in my life
well, maybe just a little college fooseball
i know it might be true that i may never get a wife
but, at least ill never leave the kitchen table

then i answer,
"ill neither dance or sing"
the most that i will ever do
is eat my chicken wing

i never ever ever never played a sport in my life
well, maybe just a little college fooseball
i know it might be true that i may never get a wife
but, at least ill never leave the kitchen table

i never ever ever never played a sport in my life
well, maybe just a little college fooseball
i know it might be true that i may never get a wife
but, at least ill never leave the kitchen table