Schools out Christmas break
Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straight
First the Yankees then St Louis
The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew it
Derek Jeter's lost his mind
Trippin' on a broom stick, better luck next time
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenners really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
Joe Torre, he's a weirdo
Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo
Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting
You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ring
We all know you're chokin' on your lunch,
Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch
Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenners really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
2004 the best Christmas yet
A World Series ring
I was sick of hearing 1918
Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenners really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas