Album: Slo' Tom and the horseshit heroes
I shoot critters for my dinner
Oh, yessirree, I do
I trap furs for my woman and eat pots of critter stew
I got me a shootin' iron but I only got eyes for you
You cute little cuddly wuddly hog-tyin', bull-ridin', honeybunch cowgirl, you
CHORUS:
'Cause I'm a mountain man (he's a mountain man)
Oh, I'm a mountain of a man
and every night I squeeze her tight
I'm a mountain of a man
Yeah, I'm a mountain man (he's a mountain man)
Yeah, I'm a mountain of a man
and every night I squeeze her tight
I'm a mountain of a man
PIANO BREAK
Well, I used to be a loner, oh, yessirree, I was
'til I got that giant boner, and I reckon it's because
she's the finest filly this side of old San Juan
WHY NOT ANOTHER PIANO BREAK? FOLLOW IT UP WITH ONE OF THE DRUNKEST GUITAR SOLOS EVER PLAYED.
INTRODUCE THE BOYS IN THE BAND, AND LEAD BACK INTO THE FIRST VERSE AND CHORUS., AND YOU HAVE A LIVE COUNTRY RECORDING CLASSIC!
PUT ON THE MIX TAPE, TALK WITH SOME AUDIENCE MEMBERS, HAVE A FEW MORE BEERS, PACK THE GEAR INTO THE TRUCK, HAVE A FEW MORE BEERS, TALK WITH THE BAND, HAVE A FEW MORE BEERS, AND THEN GET HOME SOMEHOW. GREAT SHOW!