Lady #1: «Hello, *** market. How may I help you?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «Yes, you are on air 100.7! Uh, I was looking for dat cereal
bawx.»
Lady #1: «What now…»
Grp.X Caller #1: «I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx for my daid.»
Lady #1: «…Just, hold on…»
Grp.X Caller #1: «OKAY.»
Lady #2: «Hello?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «Hello, I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx on the
air one-hundred point seven?»
Lady #2: «I'm sorry… I’m sorry, I didn’t understand you?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx — you know the
one with stix on it? It has lots of stix and children?»
Lady #2: «…»
Grp.X Caller #1: «Hello?!»
Lady #2: «Hello?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «I need the price, pleasce! For cereal bawx.»
Lady #2: «You need a price?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «Yais, cereal bawx price. How much it was.»
Lady #2: «For what box of cereal?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «The one with the sticks and the little boy with the hand
grenade.»
Lady #2: «I don’t know which one you’re talking about.»
Grp.X Caller #2: «I think it’s called choo-choo-train. Yais?»
Lady #2: «Hello?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «Yesss? Hello…»
Lady #2: «What???»
Grp.X Caller #1: «I needed the price for the cereal baw??»
Lady #2: «What cereal bars?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «NOT cereal bars. Bawx! How muche it was please tell me neow
before I get angry.»
Lady #2: «What cereal box?»
Grp.X Caller #1: «The one with the boy and the grenade and the children with
$ 200 hundred dollars?»
Lady #2: «I have no idea.»
(Shiggity shiggitae! We tapp’d dat bambamb cereal bawx lyke wooish shiggity
shizzayam, tanke yu ma’am!)