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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind
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Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
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Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright
Unfortunately, she has acne
That's a shame, baby
Yeah, baby
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