Album: The Real... Harry Nilsson
I like your brother
and I like your mother
I like you
and you like me too
We’ll get a preacher
and I’ll buy a ring
We’ll hire a band
With an accordion and a violin
and a tenor who can sing
You and me You and me baby
You and me, you and me You and me baby
You and me, you and me You and me baby
You and me, you and me You and me We’ll have a kid
Or maybe rent one
He’s got to be straight
'Cause we don’t want no bent one
He’ll drink his baby brew
From a big brass cup
Someday may be president
If things loosen up You and me You and me baby
You and me, you and me You and me baby
You and me, you and me You and me baby
You and me, you and me You and me
I’ll take the train into the city
Every mornin'
You may be plain but I think you’re pretty
In the mornin'
Some nights we’ll go out dancin'
If I am not too tired
And some nights we’ll sit romancin'
Watchin' the Late Show by the fire
When our kids are grown
With kids of their own
They’ll send us away
To a little home in Florida
We’ll play checkers all day
'Til we pass away