Album: Act Your Age
 Sitting in her class
 Sophisticated, anti-social brat
 She never speaks a word
 That's why she's sitting in the back
 No one knows her name
 I never knew that she existed
 
 Then one tragic day she came to school and went ballistic
 With an ak in her right hand
 She shot the cheerleading squad and ran
 They're all dead, they're all dead
 
 She's alone in her class
 There's no one left for her to blast
 She's always kicking ass
 Masochistic, gothic, dressed in black
 No knows her name
 I never knew she was sadistic
 
 On April 28th, she came to school and went ballistic
 With a rifle in her left hand
 She blew away the football team and ran
 They're all dead, they're all dead
 
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 She's a bitch, she hates everyone
 She's one of those anti-girls
 Pessimistic and cynical
 She's a victim of this lonely world, yeah
 
 I know she hates me
 She's a little insane
 And she's crazy
 She's kookie, ookie, dookie
 They're all dead, they're all dead
 
 [Chorus: Repeat 2X]