I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair
Carnie says he's from Nepal
Take a look if you dare
Scabs on his clubbed feet
Smell of fish and chips in the air
Alone in his trailer
People come and pay to stare
For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare
Thank God, my kids don't look like that
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Lobster Boy, found half-way 'round the world
Modern science, keeps alive
A beautiful headless girl
Siamese twins or child in fins
Makes you cry
Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes
For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare
Thank God, my kids don't look like that
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Where have all the freaks gone?
We don't see 'em at the fair
Have doctors found a cure?
Are they all locked up somewhere?
I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair
Connie says he's from Nepal
Take a look if you dare
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair