Album: The Pendulum
[Violent J]
Straight out of Warren, bitch you a joke
Sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke
With your silly ass pretty boy rap
Be muggin and thuggin sittin on Dre's lap.
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Pull a gat on my thug, no bullets or nothing,
you shaking, stumbling,
nervous, fumbling,
scared to death, screamin for help,
So damn shook you almost shot yourself.
[J]
Little radio thug with your preppy smile,
Got everybody hoppin outta 35 miles,
tellin us we fake Little faggot (?),
I'ma knock your teeth out the back of your neck.
[Shaggy (Violent J)]
You might have little girls cryin and shit,
But the detroit thugs aint buying your shit.
(Run your ass back to Dr Dre and open your butt)
Little groupie ass boy get fucked!
[Chorus - J]
Dumbass (Dumbass),
Bitchass (Bitchass),
Weakass (Weakass),
BEEEAAAAAATCH!
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Weakass (Markass),
Punkass (Punkass),
Bitchass (Bitchass),
BEEEAAAAAATCH!
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch)
Sissy ass radio bitch (bitch)
[J]
Wait a minute don't run, what's up with that?
I'm just trying to give you this 300 bucks back,
That you gave to Twiztid so you could open up their show
You little pussy ass hoe!
[Shaggy]
Look at us dog who put us on the map?
3 plat, 2 gold, and we still like that,
We did it alone without a D.R.E
But he owns and knows your butt like a pussy.
[J]
Husband!, tell me where she at,
Everybody be fucking that bitch you don't see that?
I know 3 people she fucked on you,
Up at Hotrocks, she be fucking bitches too!
[Shaggy]
You told the world you gonna kill the slut,
Then you on TV licking her butt,
Be careful your probly gonna taste my nut,
Cause even I be fucking that bitch raw... like WHAT!
[Chorus]
[J (Monoxide Child) {Eminem Impersonation}]
(I remember your ass, St. Andrews Hall),
Handing out your flyers {Come one come all,
come to my show}, I looked at it, WHAT?
Right there: Insane Clown Posse Might Show Up.
[Shaggy]
What the fuck kind of rapper could be that lame?
Only way you draw people is to use our name?
I could have just fucked you up right there,
but I let it pass,I felt bad for ya bitch ass!
[J]
Everytime I met you your SUCKIN DICK,
Now your on the pop charts SUCKIN DICK,
You'll be SUCKIN DICK for eternity,
Look at your mouth, it look like a pussy!
[Shaggy (J)]
I know that Slim Anus got to you,
(Yeah only because it was so damn true),
I think of your daughter, it makes me sad,
She got a whore for a mama... and a bitch ass DAD!
[Chorus w/ Variations]
Bitch (BITCH!)
Bitch (BITCH!)
Bitch (BITCH!)
Bitch (BITCH!)
Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (BITCH!)
Mainstream pretty boy beeeeeeeeaaaaatch (BITCH!)
[Fades w/ Violent J speaking]
Sucka ass mother fucka,
Hitler ass haircut,
Bitchass mother fucking
Boyband ass Top 40 Casey Casem
Carson Daly dick suckin mutha fucka