Album: Bleenies and Blockheads
One day while, cruisin' round, i bumped into this fat-ass kid
He reacted, quite uptight, so i doofered him laxative
"Your're dead meat to be" he poetically said
So I crawled on my bike, hit my peddles and fled
"You can run but you can't hide he said and I thaught he had a point,
So I want right back and stood up to this moronic goon from hell
But boy was I wrong , oh so wrong
This bully sure kicked my butt
Short and sweet, but so hard
He bashed me right off my feet
No ninja turtles appeard at the scene
The result was the most pathetic fight ever seen !
If you can't run and you can't hide you might as well prepare to die
Cause if they label you a wuss and you know the reason why
You're not aware of kung fu or any martial arts at all,
And you're mommy feeds you Tofu so forever you'll stay small
I'm not a happy camper not today cause i'm in pain,
Now I realise what I did back there was insane!