You never try to keep the wild ones home 
So mister don't just sit there and wait 
Go out on the town makin' all of your rounds 
It don't matter if you're your own date 
(Aah, aah, ah, ah ah ah) 
(Aah, aah, ah, ah ah ah) 
Vacantly occupied, sat on the beach 'til my body got fried 
Dreamin' of your pretty eyes up in South Carolina 
I can't pronounce my r's or g's 
When I'm speakin' Southernese 
Honey do, honey come and do me again 
Do, do, ba do bie do bie 
I've seen that fat cat style 
Three hundred pounds of jive ass smile 
Young girls gigglin' all the while 
That's not my cup of chowder 
I go for candlelight 
Cold champagne every Friday night 
Honey do, a little toast to me and you 
Honey (honey) why couldn't you have taken the non-stop train 
I'm hungry (hungry) and I really want to see you again 
I know it's gettin' late 
Waiter keeps starin' at your empty plate 
Maitre'd keeps tellin' me 
"Sir, she's just not coming" 
Ba do bie do bie 
Now what the hell does Utley know 
We've been through all this befo' 
Honey do, little toast to me and you 
Honey (honey) why couldn't you have taken the non-stop train 
I'm hungry (hungry) and I really want to see you again 
Vacantly occupied, sat on the beach 'til my body got fried 
Dreamin' of your pretty eyes up in South Carolina 
I can't pronounce my r's or g's 
When I'm speakin' Southernese 
Honey do, honey come and do me again (one more time) 
Yeah honey do, honey come and do me again 
Oh oh oh oh 
Honey do, honey come and do me again 
Do do do do do do do ahhhhhhhhh 
"Honey do, yeah. Honey do declare I'm gettin' a little bit hungry like that song said. How many people want a cheeseburger out there? Let's server them up right now, they're here."