[ Refrain ] :
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls want him thought
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen (ohh)
wish I could be Edward Cullen
[ 1 couplet ] :
Wish I could be cul-len
wish that I could get all the girls, yo
Didn't have to breath
Didn't have to eat food
And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my Homie
Be a vegetarian even thought I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy
That's such an awesome name
They'll all be jealous of me
[ Refrain ] :
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls want him thought
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen(ohh)
wish I could be Edward Cullen
[ 2 couplet ] :
Wish I could be in Dr. Cullen
Family and the Olympic Coven
Then Edward can be my brethren
and he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmet are so cool also
And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot And Cold
Don't wanna be near Rosalie, though
Cause I have a thing about being around A-Holes
I'd run and tell Edward to lave Bella, please
It's obvious she would much rather be with me
And if he says no
Then I’ll have to agree
Cause honestly could beat the crap out of me
[ Refrain ] :
In Twilight, is guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still
Want him though and now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen
[ 3 couplet ] :
Walkin, walkin, Walkin's Dumb
Wish I could do the Edward run
Then I would be really quick, too
And I could get home in time for
SCOOBY DOO
If I was Edward
I would be
A millions time hotter
Than he could ever be
And James will be afraid of me
I would live happily
If I could read people's thoughts
I wanna have Edward Cullen's life
I wanna graduate a thousand times
Just like
[ Refrain ] :
In Twilight, is guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen