Album: Sleeping in the Nothing
He picked me up around a quarter to nine,
I was a little shocked that he was right on time
He was really well mannered as he opened my door,
He seemed like the man I was looking for
He took me to a fancy restaurant,
And told me to order anything I want
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,
And said: "Oh my god he's such a gentleman"
He want to have a good time,
Ass I was drinking his wine
And then I started to feel really sleepy,
And he had this creepy look in his eyes
[chorus 2x]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck
It won't be worth the costs you made,
Cause this will be the date you never forget
I woke up in the morning about half past eight,
And I couldn't remember what happened to my date
My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right,
I couldn't recall a single thing from last night
My best friend Suzie called me on the phone,
And said: "Girl you really had it going on"
If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,
When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape
I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,
"I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls"
[chorus 2x]
The moral of the story, to make myself clear,
Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear
I would think twice before your next date,
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight
[chorus]
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck