Yeah, I went to a party with my baby by my side
Before the night was over
Well, we had a little fight
Walkin' to the car, I said «Honey don’t you think
I’m gonna have to drive us home, You’ve had too much to drink?»
Get in the trunk, You’re Designated Drunk
Get in the trunk, the Designated Drunk
I said, if you get behind the wheel, we won’t get very far
'Cause the last time that this happened, well, you threw up in the car…
Now move that spare, and climb in there and don’t you dare talk back!
Put your feet down by those safety flares, your head up by the jack
Get in the trunk, You’re Designated Drunk
Get in the trunk, the Designated Drunk
(repeat)
Finally, got him where I wanted… He was banging from inside
Cause, I hit a couple speed bumps to make sure he was alive!
Made a quick stop at the mini-mart on the way home
How was I to know it was a tow-away zone?!
He’s in the trunk, that designated drunk
He’s in the trunk, that designated drunk
He’s in the trunk, the designated drunk