Lazyboy - Are You Qualified? lyrics

Do you consider yourself intelligent?
Are you ready to go all the way?
Are you married?

How do you rank yourself?
Are you punctual?
When do you think you will have kids?
Have you ever had a nervous breakdown?
Do you find yourself mentally stabile?
How do you deal with pressure?
Do you find yourself qualified for life?

You know you'll be you and I'll be me thank god for individuality.
Do you consider yourself ready for life?
You know you'll be you and I'll be me thank god for individuality.

Don't lie - Don't kill - Don't smoke - Don't run
Don't yell - Don't panic - Don't steal - Don't cry
Don't die - Don't act - Don't drink - Don't stumble
Don't hate - Don't bitch - Don't cheat - Don't fake

Remember to separate all your kitchen garbage and turn the water off when you brush your teeth.
Only buy organic food.
Get a gay friend preferably with a different colour than your own.

You be you I'll be me, individuality, you do your thing
Are you qualified
You be you - if you've got a problem with that - I'll be me
Are you qualified - individuality
Are you qualified for life.

You have a choice of believing in JV, Allah, Buddah, Gayya, Uranus, Zeus, Koronus, Matis, Apollo, Arie, Athena, Fear, Four, Odin. Just to name a few.

Get married - get kids - get love - get going
Get clever - get big - get lucky - get rich
Get home - get good - get free - get real
Get food - get water - get sleep - get sex

Are you qualified
You be you
Are you qualified
I'll be me
If you've got a problem with that - individuality
Are you qualified - you do your thing
You be you
Are you qualified
I'll be me
If you've got a problem with that - individuality

Are you qualified for life
Are you qualified for life
Are you qualified for life

Are you qualified -You be you
Are you qualified - I'll be me
Individuality

Are you ready to go all the way?
Are you married?
How do you rank yourself?
Are you punctual?
When do you think you will have kids?
Do you find yourself mentally stabile?
Have you ever had a nervous breakdown?
Are you married?
How do you deal with pressure?
Do you find yourself qualified for life?


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