JOE: I'm in love. ANDREW: She lives on the hill. JOE: I'm a wreck now. ANDREW: It's beyond your skill set. JOE: Brothers I've struck gold and now I just can't wait to hold it! ANDREW: Brother you've struck gold and now you just aren't fit to hold it!
ANDREW: Are you blind? JOE: I can see her face now. ANDREW: Are you deaf Joe? JOE: I can hear her voice. KRIS & ANDREW: Oh cover up your craze! She's not about to sink that low, not for you. No.
NARRATOR: He fell in love with the mayor's daughter!
JOE: So I'm blind? ANDREW: It's just a minor spell. JOE: And I'm cursed now? ANDREW: We're just trying to help. JOE: Oh cover up your craze! She's not concerned with what my wallet weighs. ANDREW: Oh cover up your craze! She's just concerned with what your wallet weighs.
ANDREW: Give it time. JOE: Time to bloom and grow! ANDREW: So you're a mage now? JOE: I will never tell! KRIS & ANDREW: Oh brother you're insane! JOE: Then insanity is friendly to me! ANDREW: We'll see! JOE: You'll see! ANDREW: We'll see.
NARRATOR: He fell in love with the mayor's daughter!
JOE: I fell in love with her; she fell in love with me. I fell in love with the mayor's daughter and she fell in love with me!