Album: Fake Songs
I named my pager
Isn't that cute?
You should too.
So what's your pager's name?
I'm waiting!
People give me a hard time because I have a wooden ass
That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom
So just get over it, okay?
I've got 3-D vision and Cable TV
I'm not a star baby
I'm a trip
Can you dig me?
I like coffee
I feel tired
I've got a Dukes of Hazzard tattoo
And they're not even on the freakin' TV anymore
My friend Doris says I should got to church more
So I told her go to hell...okay? Just go to hell
I'm simple but I'm complicated
It was daddy's idea to show Morse code on walkie-talkies
(oh)
We're rich now
(oh)