Album: Results May Vary
(All radio is dead)
(All radio is dead)
(All radio is dead)
(All radio is dead, dead)
Hey kid, who you looking at?
Why you standin' all up in my face like that? (huh?)
You ain't never seen a baseball bat?
A maniac knocking on your baseball cap?
You better step about 10 paces back
Or you be layin' where your shoelaces at
Go do what your momma told you
And don’t be actin like a punk
Thinkin' you a soldier
I see you got yourself cell phone
I gotta number you can dial son
Make it 911
Tell them stop at Hef's house on the way kid
Pick up some Playmates
But only if they’re naked
I don’t know how they do it in your city
But round here we gettin' down to the nitty gritty
And I hate to put you out like that
But you been burnin like a fire with a mouth like that
Take me back to yesterday
Rolling dice and getting laid
Everything was A-OK
Ohhhohhhooooh
But now and then a cloud rolls in
Rains on my parade and then
Talking this and that again
Ohhhohhhoooohohhhhhoo
Let’s break it down for a minute
And roll it all up in third gear for a minute
I got the 21's rubbin' on my Benz and
I got girlies in the back seat rubbin' on my friends and
I don’t really give a fuck about
What these playa hating pussies give a fuck about
Cause I’m a night ranger
Never been a stranger
My 2 way pager's looking for some danger
Zoolander, hit you with the Magnum
Everybody get your groove on if you have one
And if you ain’t got it then admit it
It’s Limp Bizkit, time for you to get it
All around the world in this ’45 Prievo
Everywhere that we go
We watch it on the Tivo
And now you’re laying in the bed you made
Drinking Hatorade
Think about it
Take me back to yesterday
Rolling dice and getting laid
Everything was A-OK
Ohhhohhhooooh
But now and then a cloud rolls in
Rains on my parade and then
Talking this and that again
Ohhhohhhoooohohhhhhoo
Leave, thinking that your all that and then some
I got news for you (all radio is dead)
So your thinking that your all that and then some
Man I got news for you (all radio is dead)
ra-ra-ra-radio is d-dead
radio-radio-radio is dead
Let me guess, you ain’t that impressed
Mr. Hali-tosis of the breath
Livin' lifestyles of the wish you were
From the bad alleys of the thrifty-goods
See I got room to talk kid
I been layin this track since North Cacilac
And the very first day you fell out the sack,
I was in some fat laces spinnin' on my back
Let me think (think)
Let me roll (roll)
Let me ride (ride)
Let me put some funk (funk) in the trunk (trunk) with the vibe (vibe)
And a memory that can ease your pain
Like a melody from Kurt Cobain
Cause you never know when it’s all gonna end
And you never know when you'll call on a friend
So you betta take a step to prepare yourself
Cause the way your livin' now, ain’t good for your health
Thinking that your all that and then some
I got news for you
Still thinking that your all that and then some
Man I got news for you
Thinking that your all that and then some
I got news for you
Still thinking that your all that and then some
Man I got news for yo