He's on
every television
he's on the radio
If someone don't
shut him up soon
My head
will explode
He's making me go crazy
Because of all the overplay
It's too much of a good thing
and I heard that he was gay
(He's cute but I heard that he was gay! COME ON!)
Too much ri-cky mar-tin
he's making me wanna choke-a
It's called market sat-u-ra-tion
I'd rather listen to polka,
yes I'd rather listen to polka