Los Campesinos! - C Is The Heavenly Option lyrics

My boyfriend says he will leave me,
should I A: get down on your knees
should I B: tell him where to go

or should I C: kiss him until it shows

Your boyfriends got no fashion sense,
Should you A: Try not to take offence
Should you B: Tell him to go to Next
Or should you C: Kiss him and forget

If you're an A you will see you get chucked and end up unhappy.
If you're a B you will find that's cool but hey don't be so unkind.
If you're a C you will end up like me.

And love will ball you over
if you're a C you'll end up like me
Don't play games if you're broken hearted
Don't try to finish what you ego started
and if you've got problems then don't bring them to me


My girlfriends getting sick of me,
Should I A: change your personality
Should I B: put her love to the test
Should I C: kiss her until she is obsessed


You're girlfriend fancies your best friend
Should you A: stick around with them
Should you B: tell them that's just fine
Should you C: kiss her until she's mine

If you're an A you will see you get chucked and end up unhappy.
If you're a B you will find that's cool but hey don't be too unkind.
If you're a C will end up like me.

And love will ball you over
if you're a C you'll end up like me
Don't play games if you're broken hearted
Don't try to finish what you ego started
and if you've got problems then don't bring them to me

you looking at me like you only half believe my story
how can I purse my lips and kiss when I'm in such a fury
they think my heart is jumping and stomping through the floor
oh my its true
but I need you
the smile that I put on to mask a face is more than nervous
its never hard when I recall that I just don't deserve this
they think my heart is breaking shaking breaking over but-
it's what I must do
if I want you

If you're an A you will see you get chucked and end up unhappy.
If you're a B you will find that's cool but hey don't be too unkind.
If you're a C you will end up like me.

And love will ball you over
if you're a C you'll end up like me
Don't play games if you're broken hearted
Don't try to finish what you ego started
and if you've got problems then don't bring them to me

C- C- C- C- C- C- C is the heavenly option
(repeats until end of song)